League Old School

2010

2009-08-04T21:19:00.000-07:00

Hello League Old School!

I know that many of you have awaited this e-mail like a new gift on Christmas morn. Well, it’s here! This has been a long and hard off-season. The economy sucks, America is down and many of us have experienced personal tragedies and stresses that are almost unbearable. Therefore I invite each and every one of you to drop your troubles at the door and join LEAGUE OLD SCHOOL 2010.

This year will be another great year in LOS history. The NFL off –season has been good to us. Drug charges, attempted murder, vehicular manslaughter etc. etc. We have many people to look up to and the Kittens have many convicts to draft. Which of the first 3 rounds will Troopers take Michael Vick? Will Peterson come in anything other than sandals? These and many other questions will be answered on draft night.

Here are 3 bold predictions about each owner on draft night.

Lindy: 1- He’ll say that he wanted to come out this year but the wife said no.
2- I’ll be pissed about instant messenger set up.
3- We’ll find out that instead of the FBI he settled to be “Paul Blart Mall Cop”

Saprissa: 1- Will make Potwinx jealous with whatever jersey he is wearing
2- Will make PoTwinx jealous by being funnier
3- Will lose in a dance off with Peterson giving Peterson the draft rights to Nate Kaeding

Llamas: 1- Will wish he could draft Asiata
2- Will be pissed that Kittens took the Baltimore defense a round sooner than he was planning on
3- Will yell at me over not having enough Diet MTN Dew

Dartman: 1- Will not talk or shake hands with other owners
2- Will pretend he is in a “war room”
3- Will please have a porn stache

Super Troopers: 1- Will have fake beer and swear a lot
2- Will have a Buccaneers t shirt
3- Will take J. Thomas from New York in the 6th round

Goonies: 1- Will wear biking shorts with a diaper
2- Will bring his draft magazine that he bought on the way, the same one he chose because it had LT on the cover, the same one that he talked the poor grocery store clerk down from $7.95 to $4.32, the same one he’ll try and return after the draft.
3- Will wear diesel shoes.

Kittens: 1-Will undermine the commish and change a rule then laugh like Gargemel from the smurfs
2- Will force Lindy into an unbalanced trade
3- Will confuse me with the outfit that he decides to wear.

PoTwinx: 1- Will still be fat
2- Will draft the wrong Steelers receiver
3- Will watch a report on FSN at 12 in the morning that says that Garrison Hearst is going to
Make a comeback and will draft said player.

Kings: 1- Will bench press the accumulative weight total of all LOS owners
2- Will not eat the éclairs that Troopers brings.
3- Will wear an old soccer jersey

Chingos: 1- Will pretend that he is Brock Lesnar
2- Will smile for over 96.4% of the draft
3- Will take Darrius Heyward in the first round

I am thinking of August 18th or 25th for the draft. I have a few locations in mind but they will largely depend on what night we decide. I want to thank Hampsure for offering his place of business and it is definitely an option.

As far as rules go, I will keep them the same as last year. I am open to an economy special for dough this year. I know that we are probably all okay forking out $65 bucks but if not, I am willing to discuss.

Let me know if you have any questions and reply to all on which date works for you.

God Bless your precious souls,

Potwinx
Commish

The PooTwinx Dive

2008-09-29T07:22:00.000-07:00

I just wanted to add that while the watching the ball game at the new Nationals' park and eating Ben's Chili Bowl links and chili cheese fries with PooTwinx and his wife was great, the highlight of the night came in the top of the fifth when San Diego hit a deep homer about 1 row down and 1 aisle over. PooTwinx, at the sight of this shot, reacted like Costanza at the sight of a fire. He flies over his wife pushing her into her seat runs to the next aisle with cat-like quickness, quickly pushing away any and all children hoping to make their dreams come true by catching a big league home run, and then at the pinnacle of his glory, as he is jumping the last row to get to the homer, he suddenly disappears behind the row of seats he was jumping, having caught his foot on a cup holder and then tasting the glorious concrete face first. All his effort undone by a cup holder. Needless to say, the lady who did nothing to earn the ball except turn around and pick it up got to it first. I think she was handicapped as well. It was awkward when he came back.

Would You Rather???

2008-09-22T21:52:00.000-07:00

My wife and I recently made an east coast swing hitting many lovely sights. One of those sights was our nations capital, home of the Triple Lindy organization. We had the lovely opportunity of hooking up with him and enjoying a Nationals vs. Padres game. TL is good people.

We also said screw you to the league tampering rules and met with Larry Fitzgerald. He was in town playing the Redskins. He would love to be a PoTwink! Chingos, let's talk.

So the question is would you rather hang with TL or Fitz?

More Draft Fun.

2008-08-20T20:51:00.000-07:00

Kittens and Saprissa with some good old fashion male bonding.

Burbs with the sex appeal of a school bus fire.

Did anyone miss this cat?

2008 Draft Results.

2008-08-18T09:44:00.000-07:00

TROOPERS
A. Peterson
Romo
85
Mendenhall
Burress
T. Heap
NYG DEF
J. Charles
Rivers
D. Driver
S. Graham
S. Rice
Felix Jones
DJ Hackett

KINGS
L.T.
McGahee
Brees
A. Johnson
Welker
J. Stewart
SEA DEF
H. Ward
Sheffler
Leinart
Kaeding
Galloway
Shaun Alexander
I. Bruce

BURBS
T. Brady
T.O.
Jones-Drew
S. Smith
R. Brown
Edgerrin James
CHI DEF
Ben Watson
Folk
Roddy White
Schaub
Bowe
Engram
S. Morris

SHA-RIZZLE
B. Westbrook
R. Grant
B. Edwards
B. Marshall
M. Turner
Cutler
Shockey
Forte
Calvin Johnson
Campbell
A. Gonzalez
Ryan Torrain
WAS DEF
Kris Brown

SAPRISSA
Addai
Fast W. Parker
R. Wayne
Witten
Rudi Johnson
Roethlisberger
Ricky Williams
Stallworth
Kevin Smith
Cotchery
Chris Johnson
Garrard
TEN DEF
Ray Rice

KITTENS
Gore
R. Moss
R. Bush
RUN DMC
Roy Williams
SD DEF
Hasselbeck
Dallas Clark
Jett Favre
Gostkowski
DAL DEF
K. Curtis
A. Green
A. Crumpler

POTWINX
P. Manning
Portis
Maroney
A Gates
S. Holmes
Boldin
J. Jones
L. Coles
PIT DEF
S. Moss
Fred Taylor
A. Rodgers
Vinatieri
J. Norwood

FIESTY LLAMAS
MB III
J. Lewis
D. Anderson
TJ
T. Jones
Gonzalez
LenDale White
G. Jennings
Mason
NE DEF
V. Young
Branch
DeAng Williams
Kitna

CHINGONADAS
S. Jackson
L Fitzgerald
B. Jacobs
C. Palmer
Winslow
Harrison
MIN DEF
McNabb
V. Davis
Chambers
Deuce McAllister
Bironas
Berrian
Dunn

DARTMAN
M. Lynch
L.J.
E. Graham
Colston
T. Holt
Cooley
S. Young
Bulger
Lee Evans
E. Manning
Chester Taylor
Cadillac
GB DEF
Fargas

2008 Draft Highlites.

2008-08-17T20:57:00.000-07:00

The 2008 draft is in the books. Benson set a league record for F bombs in the first five minutes. The introduction of Mort was a hit. His version of the LOS anthem to the tune of "Don't go chasing waterfalls" was a off the charts. Attendees included Mort, Benson, Gordon, Hampsure, Mike, Dustin, Mark, Tyler and John. Lindy was hooked in via Google chat. I personally think "Charles from Kansas" might be the steal of the draft.

Kittens brought it as usual.

Mort off to an R. Wynn Tate start.

BOHICA!!!!

2008-08-11T22:00:00.000-07:00

Last place again?

2009 Draft Night.

2008-07-29T22:05:00.000-07:00

This just announced LOS 2009 Draft to be held on August 18th. Time and place TBD. Get your "good pick he's injured", "great pick to bad I took him 3 rounds ago" and "Jason Elmas" ready to go.

Final Standings For the 07/08 Season.

2008-01-03T20:23:00.000-08:00

1.	Saprissa	8-5-0	.615	1156.16	L-4	10	38
*2.	THE KINGS	7-6-0	.538	1160.21	W-1	1	14
*3.	The TL	6-7-0	.462	1283.32	L-2	7	26
*4.	Burbs	7-6-0	.538	1248.79	L-1	8	15
*5.	KITTENS	8-5-0	.615	1251.13	W-5	6	38
*6.	Super Troopers	7-6-0	.538	978.90	W-1	3	14
*7.	Dartman	7-6-0	.538	1166.94	L-1	2	19
*8.	Ramblers	7-6-0	.538	1074.05	W-1	9	12
9.	Poisonous Twinkies	4-9-0	.308	1125.30	L-1	5	20
10.	Feisty Llamas	4-9-0	.308	1015.87	W-2	4	27

2007/2008 LOS Banquet.

2008-01-03T20:12:00.001-08:00

In attendance this year were John Peterson, Dustin Tate, Mike Waldvogel, Tyler Heath, Chris Hampsure and Mark Robbins. The Banquet was held at the crib of Saprissa. His wife made some smoking tamales.

Former commissioner Saprissa with new commissioner Kings.

Big thanks to Saprissa for all that he did for the league this year.

LOS Draft Night.

2008-01-03T20:02:00.001-08:00

POTWINX AND LLAMAS OUT!!!

2007-11-19T20:44:00.000-08:00

For the second year in a row and for the first time in league history The Poisonous Twinkies and The Feisty Llamas have been eliminated from playoff contention.

Welcome.

2007-11-03T17:21:00.000-07:00

Welcome all to the LOS blog. This will be another site (aside from yahoo) to document this league and it's fine honor and traditions. Pictures of games, stories, year end rankings and other creative writings will adorn this blessed page.

So here is to making LOS bigger, better and uncut.

Mark Robbins