2010

Hello League Old School!

I know that many of you have awaited this e-mail like a new gift on Christmas morn. Well, it’s here! This has been a long and hard off-season. The economy sucks, America is down and many of us have experienced personal tragedies and stresses that are almost unbearable. Therefore I invite each and every one of you to drop your troubles at the door and join LEAGUE OLD SCHOOL 2010.

This year will be another great year in LOS history. The NFL off –season has been good to us. Drug charges, attempted murder, vehicular manslaughter etc. etc. We have many people to look up to and the Kittens have many convicts to draft. Which of the first 3 rounds will Troopers take Michael Vick? Will Peterson come in anything other than sandals? These and many other questions will be answered on draft night.

Here are 3 bold predictions about each owner on draft night.

Lindy: 1- He’ll say that he wanted to come out this year but the wife said no.
2- I’ll be pissed about instant messenger set up.
3- We’ll find out that instead of the FBI he settled to be “Paul Blart Mall Cop”

Saprissa: 1- Will make Potwinx jealous with whatever jersey he is wearing
2- Will make PoTwinx jealous by being funnier
3- Will lose in a dance off with Peterson giving Peterson the draft rights to Nate Kaeding

Llamas: 1- Will wish he could draft Asiata
2- Will be pissed that Kittens took the Baltimore defense a round sooner than he was planning on
3- Will yell at me over not having enough Diet MTN Dew

Dartman: 1- Will not talk or shake hands with other owners
2- Will pretend he is in a “war room”
3- Will please have a porn stache

Super Troopers: 1- Will have fake beer and swear a lot
2- Will have a Buccaneers t shirt
3- Will take J. Thomas from New York in the 6th round

Goonies: 1- Will wear biking shorts with a diaper
2- Will bring his draft magazine that he bought on the way, the same one he chose because it had LT on the cover, the same one that he talked the poor grocery store clerk down from $7.95 to $4.32, the same one he’ll try and return after the draft.
3- Will wear diesel shoes.

Kittens: 1-Will undermine the commish and change a rule then laugh like Gargemel from the smurfs
2- Will force Lindy into an unbalanced trade
3- Will confuse me with the outfit that he decides to wear.

PoTwinx: 1- Will still be fat
2- Will draft the wrong Steelers receiver
3- Will watch a report on FSN at 12 in the morning that says that Garrison Hearst is going to
Make a comeback and will draft said player.

Kings: 1- Will bench press the accumulative weight total of all LOS owners
2- Will not eat the éclairs that Troopers brings.
3- Will wear an old soccer jersey

Chingos: 1- Will pretend that he is Brock Lesnar
2- Will smile for over 96.4% of the draft
3- Will take Darrius Heyward in the first round


I am thinking of August 18th or 25th for the draft. I have a few locations in mind but they will largely depend on what night we decide. I want to thank Hampsure for offering his place of business and it is definitely an option.

As far as rules go, I will keep them the same as last year. I am open to an economy special for dough this year. I know that we are probably all okay forking out $65 bucks but if not, I am willing to discuss.

Let me know if you have any questions and reply to all on which date works for you.

God Bless your precious souls,

Potwinx
Commish